The pressure!

Well, now I feel pressured to make this terribly witty and intelligent. I can't live up to the spin - my hype has surpassed my ability. The reason behind this is this- Teresa neglected to include me as someone whose response she would like to read, and I was devestated. The only reason I'm doing this is because she edited the post to include me, in bold, colored letters no less. So Teresa, this is for you:

Three names you go by:
1. Val
2. Mommy
3. Valerie, when I'm in trouble

Three things that scare you:
1. Not changing
2. Changing
3. That something will happen to Jacelyn

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Cigarettes
2. Sunglasses
3. Skittle-flavored lip balm

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Blue, glittery socks emblazoned with the words, "STRUT YOUR STUFF"
2. Brown pants that very closely resemble Shaggy's pants from Scooby Doo
3. A blue sweater that I love but that I am afraid might be terribly ugly and the people that know and love me are too kind to tell me how horrid it really is

Three of Your Favorite Drinks:
1. Diet Coke
2. Water
3. Coffee (and a close fourth, almost a tie for third: vodka, and anything containing vodka)

Three of your favorite songs - at the moment:
1. "Novacaine", Beck, Odelay - but really, the whole CD freaking rocks
2. One of the songs from Buena Vista Social Club's self-titled album, but I can't remember which track and the whole thing is in Spanish, anyway
3. There's a new song out from Pink, and I like the message - not the song, the message, about empowerment, and goals, and being more than eye-candy with a shopping habit. It's what I want for Jacelyn. Corny, yes. But I don't care.

Three things you want in a relationship (other than real love):
1. Laughter
2. Genuine fondness and affection
3. Hot monkey sex (You know you all thought it, shut up)

Two truths and a lie:
1. Dr Pepper makes my burps toxic and rooms and/or cars I have burped in uninhabitable
2. Dr Pepper and Skittle burps could kill a small animal or child
3. Peanut Butter makes me gassy

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Reading
2. Baking
3. Writing

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Find a place to live that is affordable, safe, and comfortable
2. Smoke
3. Make some fresh coffee

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Disney World, with Jacelyn
2. The Grand Canyon
3. Pennsylvania

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Have another child, at least one
2. Visit another country - even if it's Canada
3. Ride a bunch of roller coasters and collect all those horrible pictures they sell you for $25 where your hair is standing on end and your face is all squinched up and you can see your fillings because your mouth is open so wide - yeah

Three ways that you are stereotypically a chick/guy:
1. I cry when I have PMS - at anything and everything
2. I cry at sappy movies
3. I can talk on the phone for HOURS, when I'm in the mood

Three people I would like to see take this quiz:
1. Mike
2. Mary
3. I dunno, I don't know any more people